I just got poetry spam. Not Markov poetry; not random snippets from out-of-print books; actual poetry that specifically promotes their products. Here it is:

Gorgeous presents You may find,
Make this clear to your mind
Morning, noon or even night
Here's the link that you want
Rolex, Cartie and much more
Hurry up, this is YOUR store!

Rhyming "night" with "want" is dubious, but 2 out of 3 couplets isn't bad. Anyone game for trying to write a spam sonnet? :)

(Link removed for obvious reasons.)